Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
