Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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