I just saw a hot homeless man
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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