try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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