he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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