yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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