I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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