I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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