I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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