That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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