this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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