one two three fourrrrnication!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Your penis caused this!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
