he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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