Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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