How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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