the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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