Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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