Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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