Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I came so hard my ears popped.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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