she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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