Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
