I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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