So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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