I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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