he thought i was a dude.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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