But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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