Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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