Having a random hookup so left but love u
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the day after is always just damage control
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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