can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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