so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
only if we run a train.
done.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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