she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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