belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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