That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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