Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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