This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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