Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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