hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
