those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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