the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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