EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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