So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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