3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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