Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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