i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
