she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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