i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i think im in europe. pls send help
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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