awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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