I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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