Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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