I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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