I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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