I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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