I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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