I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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