physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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